INTERVIEWER:
And how do you feel about your bandmates?
KAZUMI:
Don’t like them that much, really.
[LAUGHS]
INTERVIEWER:
You don’t?
KAZUMI:
They’re alright most the time. Well, one of them's a proper gobshite.
INTERVIEWER:
And who wou –
[CUT OFF]
KAZUMI:
You already know who – Suki – the cow. Always starting shit with me. It’s because she’s jealous of me.
[INTERRUPTING]
INTERVIEWER:
What’s she jealous of?
KAZUMI:
Everything. That I’m better than her, that we had to sack her off at the beginning because she’s shite at singing.
[CHUCKLES TO SELF]
No, she’s alright; I am better than her though, most people wouldn’t really like it if a woman was the centre of it all anyway, would they?
INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you think it’s sexist to say that?
KAZUMI:
I’m not saying that. Like, I haven’t got a problem with women, they can do whatever they like – like wear your husband’s trousers if you want, love. Get a job… fixing cars, I’m not arsed.
[LAUGHS]
Just the general public – they’d rather a man, you know that.
INTERVIEWER:
There are plenty of women who are very popular though – Suki herself is very popular – a lot of people really love her style.
KAZUMI:
Yeah, I don’t really care, like. Don't like her, can’t do nowt about that.
[MOCKINGLY]
And, “her style,” what style? She looks like every other average tart. Is she paying you or something like?
INTERVIEWER:
No. I’ll move on then. There’s been a lot of promotion for the release of your new album, how do you think the general public is going to receive it?
KAZUMI:
They’ll love it, they better love it. The amount of people I’ve had on my arse because of it – fuckin’ hell – I can’t do shite without it having to go through 50 other people. That’s what I miss before all of this fame and whatever, at least I could write without… fuckin’... “Mr Moneybags,” breathing down my neck. I can’t do fuck all. All they think about is money, there’s no art in it anymore. That’s why everything on the radios wank nowadays, musicians are meant to be artists – they’re just shovelling money into any old dope and people love it because they can’t think for themselves. I know how to make real music.